Baby #9: WHY does everything keep BREAKING? (including Ana's water.)

Gloria called Anastasia a day after Madison and Kennedy were born to let her know that she had indeed given birth to two baby girls, whom she named after Disney princesses: Jasmin and Ariel.

 Ashton continued to love the dollhouse, as did all his brothers before him.

- They do seem to like it more than the girls, don't they...

Little bit.

 Chloe was becoming a bit more like our beloved Gloria in the sense that she constantly was helping with the children. Little Madison was starting to get attached to her, too.

 Now, the dishwasher sucked, and liked to break often. Which meant Ana had to fix it a lot.

- I'm going to die from getting electrocuted one of these days. You know that, right?

You've been good so far. That's all that really matters, seriously.

 Phoenix, like Chloe and Gloria, and even Caspian, also loved the little ones. His affinity seemed to be for Kennedy though, instead of Madison. Or Ashton.

 Ah, birthdays are my favorite.

-I'm going to get fat from all the cake.

You're such a diva.

 Again, Evangeline was definitely a little mini-mama. It's kind of intense. o3o

- She's going to be gorgeous, seriously.

You're SO conceited. o.o

- I'm just beautiful, kay?

 Oh no she didn't.

 OH GOD, Phoenix is pregnant! D:

- It was food poisoning. e-e

Okay, correction. Ana can't cook.

- >:c

(:

 Gross.

 "Seriously, I think Mom's crazy. No one in their right mind TRIES to have a ton of babies." Phoenix was having a very hard time rationalizing his mom's life.

"Phoenix, she just loves kids. But seriously, I don't know if I'd ever go for a hundred. I like kids and all, but... ouch, right?"

 "And she taught us all how to walk, and talk, and use the potty. She's CRAZY. But you know I love her anyway." 

"Well, she taught us all everything except Ashton. I swear... Caspian looked like he was going to kidnap the kid when he moved out!" Chloe and Phoenix were glad these babies couldn't talk, because they knew Ana would have a fit if she heard one negative word being sad about her precious Caspian.

- Why I oughtta...

Calm down, Homer.

 <3

 Yeah, it didn't look like there would ever be any problems between these five children.

 Blue baby, green baby, pink baby, and white baby.

-Don't forget the pedobear in the background. o.o

 Ana is not fond of cleaning.

- ._.

 Ashton is now in competition with baby Chloe for cutest toddler...

 

Madison seems to be another little Ana, with the same hair and eyes. The only difference is her slightly pink skintone which is the same as her father's.

 Kennedy also had Ana's eyes, like all of her children besides Caspian, but she'd definitely gotten her father's red, white, and blue hair.

 "Now, if you trip and fall on your face, you'll probably need a band-aid."

Obviously you've all figured out by now that Ana isn't a completely conventional mother.

- Excuse me?

Don't even try to deny it. e-e

 "OHMYGOD HE SAID BAND-AID!"

 The twins, as twins should be, were inseparable. They played together frequently.

Apparently, they both thought their little Ken dolls were tasty as well.

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 The boys' bedroom got made over.

- Green is a boyish color, right?

 So did the girls. According to Ana's favorite color, not any of theirs.

- It's only fair.

 Working on that awful cooking, huh Ana?

- ... Yes...

 Why so surprised?

 WHY SO SERIOUS?

 Chloe wasn't only good with babies. Evangeline was also quite fond of her.

 "Blue is the best color EVER. It's like. The color of all things beautiful. Like the ocean. And my eyes."

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 Ana had let the house get really nasty lately, so she literally spent the whole day the kids were at school just cleaning.

 - This is my toilet cleaning face.

 It's not even as scummy as usual, but still super disgusting.

 The kids' shower also got pretty gross.

 - So did their toilet.

Not on account of you throwing up in it all the time or anything.

 - Least favorite job of all...

 "This is gross this is gross this is gross..."

 "When will the torture END?"

 "Baggie of death. We meet again."

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After a long day of battling odor at home, Ana decided she needed some fresh air and went down to the park.

 ... Where she found a couple of familiar newlyweds swinging.

 Now, it had been a while since Gloria's twins were born. This is Jasmin. She has both her dad's eyes and hair.

"Did you know that Caspian already has a girlfriend? Her name is Abby I guess. But he still hasn't brought her home to mommy yet..."

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While Ana was busy doing, er, other things, Chloe helped out by fixing the house which was constantly falling apart.

And of course, then it was time for Ashton to become a child and Phoenix get the hell out.

Just kidding. I like Phoenix.

- *sob* Another little duckling... *sob* ... gone...

 Phoenix grew up looking a lot like Jay Gorman. 

His hair is seriously awesome.

Ashton's pretty cute as well. He looks kind of sad, perpetually, but he's definitely a cute kid.

Evangeline missed the celebration, though, because she was over at Gloria's house talking about ambitions for the future with her niece, Jasmin.

Now, I finally got a glimpse of Ariel as well, while Anastasia was at the park trying to find that man you saw her clinging to earlier. She also had Victor's eyes, but Gloria's hair.

Grandmotherly moment.

-I'm really not old enough for this, but it's kinda great.

Caspian had called up Ana earlier in the day to give her his new address, and of course stopped by later that night.

They gossiped for a moment: "Did you know that Phoenix Vanderbilt is broke? What a loser!"

Wow, awesome parenting, Ana.

- >_>

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At home, Chloe, Evangeline, and Ashton were standing around apparently contented with just staring at each other. How charming.

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Ana was spending her mornings roaming around town looking for her mystery man.

She came across a very interesting riot, that both Caspian and Victor attended, but no sign of the blue haired wonder.

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Well, isn't this a gorgeous scene. Ana teaches Kennedy to talk while Madison brings out her inner musician, and Evangeline and Ashton have a little chat.

- It's times like these that it doesn't suck to have eight children.

Ana's clones get along well.

Both of the twins seemed to be musically inclined, as they picked up on the xylophone very quickly.

Evangeline definitely had a friend in Gloria's daughter, Jasmin. They'd chat on the internet as well as in school, since they're in the same grade.

On her daily patrol, Ana ran into Caspian's father, James Phalon.

She asked him if they could just be friends, right in front of his girlfriend, Molly French, and he just yelled at her.

"YOU BROKE MY HEART!" he wailed.

Molly wasn't too impressed.

*DEATHGLARE*

Finally, Ana got a hold of who she'd been looking for. Alexander Robinson.

(Link: http://www.thesims3.com/assetDetail.html?assetId=3664184 Thanks Nashaly!)

This was the only time she showed up at his house when he was there.

It seemed that he was ignoring her or something. Until they got in bed. |D

They got it over with as quickly as possible. Ana was so annoyed at this point.

Still, no lullaby sounded, so she just stormed off.

Your daily dose of adorableness, brought to you by:

Madison Vanderbilt!

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One day, Ashton brought home his friend Bella from school.

"The bus comes way to early in the morning, don't you think?" Bella complained.

"Yup." Ashton was kind of quiet.

"It's COMPLETE rubbish." She made some ridiculous gesture.

-He's gonna marry that girl some day.

I see it.

She's definitely his type.

"You're kind of cute." Bella giggled.
Ashton blushed, giggled, and mumbled, "Thanks."

Awh, look at how embarrassed she is.

-It's cute. :'D

"Are you coming over so we can make that baby, or what?"

And he did.

"Look at your pants! They have BUTTERFLIES!" Ana cracked up right in Alexander's face.

"You're cute though, so it's okay."
He looked slightly less offended after that.

So, here's the story behind this picture.

Ana recently bought the Moodlet Manager, right?

And somehow forgot to pay her bills.

So, while the repo man was taking the bar, Ana was creepin' on up trying to zap him.

So now you know what ana would look like if she were evil.

See? He's a jerk.

- How do I manage to look so great all the time?

It's true, you do look pretty attractive by the porcelain throne.

Even in an extreme close-up.

That, though, really isn't too attractive.

- You try vomiting gracefully.

Touche.

Nasty.

Oh god, AGAIN? Gross.

Finally, Ana started working on her novel again.

- Wow, way to creep in the bonsai tree...

I'm your paparazzi. I'm allowed to be creepy.

Someone loves babies. :'D

Bliss.

Ana always looks really happy after she finds out she's pregnant.

MODEL SHOT.

Tiny baby bump. See it? Kinda.

"I'm REALLY getting sick of all my stuff breaking. REALLY."

Learning to walk was Kennedy's favorite.

"So hey, Geoffrey my best friend, I'm pregnant!"

"I see that, congrats."
"Are you calling me FAT?!"
"Uhh... no..."
*awkward silence*

"So, uh, can you tell me what it is?" Ana inquired.

"It's... a baby." ba-dum-chh.

"HAHAHA, I crack myself up. No seriously, it's a girl."

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Whoa Mama.

This is Madison as a child. Again, she looks a lot like Ana besides her pinkish skin.

And Kennedy looking a lot like her dad.

 

Ana celebrates in style, rockin' that baby bump in a swim suit. :P

Evangeline truly is a mini Ana. Not one of Ana's kids so far hasn't been attractive.

"OHMYGODMOMSINLABOROMGOMGOMG."

"Ow ow ow ow ow..."

Hehehe...

Maybe I'm a bit evil.

I like seeing other sims suffer.

*fiendishly delighted*

And Geoffrey was right; welcoming baby number 9, Ryver Vanderbilt!

Ryver's name was inspired by one of my amazing followers/facebook friends, Marcus Watermelon. :D

Hopefully she has her dad's hair!

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This post is really messed up. o.x What happened was that my game crashed on me twice so I kept losing things, so some things might not check out exactly right, but I did my best to get through it. xD Thanks for sticking by it even when my game is a failure, guys, it means a lot.

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